// Author: Steve Hynding
// email : steve@hynding.com
// Usage : All scripts on twoguysstoned.com are copyrighted 
//         and available to the public for free (obviously).
//         But, please give credit where credit is due.

var x = 0;

var ex0 = "<U>Highly</U> Dynamic Web Pages";
var ex1 = "Blood-free THC";
var ex2 = "Role Models 4 Twentiers";
var ex3 = "Gold Diggin' Dopeheads";
var ex4 = "They're Baked, not Fried";
var ex5 = "Where the Grass is Always Greener";
var ex6 = "Where it feels like it's 4:20  24 hours a day";
var ex7 = 'Grab on that bong and smoke it';
var ex8 = "...because they are";
var ex9 = "Trying to Free Pot to the Free World";
var ex10 = "Ripped, for your pleasure";
var ex11 = "We Cater to the Wickedly Twisted";
var ex12 = "Formerly 'Tow Gyus Tond'";
var ex13 = 'Go Fuck Yourself <sup>up</sup>';
var ex14 = "High Today, Stoned Tomorrow";
var ex15 = "Potheads Who Know Pot";
var ex16 = "Stoners With Attitude";
var ex17 = "Weed-ing Out the Competition";
var ex18 = "Smoking Joints, not Jocks";
var ex19 = "Offenders of the Free World";
var ex20 = "High, high, high, high, higher than high";
var ex21 = 'Time to get silly!';
var ex22 = "Chicken Bitch Magnets";
var ex23 = "Grass, Crackle and Pot";
var ex24 = "Bitchen Pot High";
var ex25 = "The Website of Bobo and Fixer";
var ex26 = "Weedvis and Pothead";
var ex27 = "Always Over-Peaking";
var ex28 = 'Blow your mind';
var ex29 = 'Joint Jockeys';
var ex30 = "Bring Out Your Buds";
var ex31 = "High, Drunk, High";
var ex32 = "The Cure to the Common Trip";
var ex33 = "Troop 420";
var ex34 = "Boomin', Boozin' and Cruizin'";
var ex35 = "Your Best Buds";
var ex36 = "They've Got 5 On It";
var ex37 = "Redefining the Hash Table";
var ex38 = "We Warned You!";
var ex39 = "Take Us To Your Dealer";
var ex40 = "Stoner Is as Stoner Does";
var ex41 = "But Don't Tell Anyone";
var ex42 = "Because One is Not Enough";


function print_exp() {
   var i = Math.floor(Math.random()*43);
   document.write(eval("ex" + i));
}

today = new Date();
var this_hour = today.getHours();
var this_minute = today.getMinutes();
var meridian = "AM";

function cleanHour() {
   if (this_hour == 12) { meridian = "PM"; }
   if (this_hour == 0) { this_hour = 12; }
   if (this_hour > 12) {
      this_hour -= 12;
      meridian = "PM";
   }
}

function its420() {
   document.write("WHAHOO!!! It's 4:20! Time to get stoned!");
}

var hours420;
var mins420;
var carry_hour = false;
var AM420 = true;
cleanHour();

var Lhour = " hours";
var Lminute = " minutes";
var andadd = " and ";


function time_till_next420() {

   if ((this_hour == 4) && (this_minute == 20)) { its420(); }

   else {

      if (this_minute > 20) {
         mins420 = 60 - (this_minute - 20);
         carry_hour = true;

      }

      if (this_minute <= 20) { mins420 = 20 - this_minute; }

      if (this_hour > 4) {
         hours420 = 12 - (this_hour - 4);
      }

      if (this_hour <= 4) {
         hours420 = 4 - this_hour;
      }

      if (carry_hour) { hours420--; }

      if (hours420 < 0) { hours420 = 11; }

      if (this_minute < 10) { this_minute = "0" + this_minute; }

      if (hours420 == 1) { Lhour = " hour"; }

      if (hours420 == 0) { 
         hours420 = "";
         Lhour = ""; 
         andadd = " "
      }

      if (mins420 == 0) {
         mins420 = "";
         andadd = " ";
         Lminute = "";
      }

      if (mins420 == 1) {
         Lminute = " minute";
      }

      document.write('<font size=1>The time is now </font><BR><B>' + this_hour + ':' + this_minute + ' ' + meridian + '</B>.<BR>');
      document.write('<font size=1>' + hours420 + Lhour + andadd + mins420 + Lminute + ' until 4:20!</font><BR>');
      document.write('<font size=1>Please stay with us until then...</font>');
   }
}